If you had $1 billion what things would you buy with the first letter of your name?

[CyRaw]

If you had $1,000,000,000 but you could only buy things that start with the first letter of your name, what would you buy?
It is a tricky situation but what would you do?

 

[Dav1s]

Davis. The letter D.

With an amount like $1,000,000,000 there are endless possibilities.
Logical Davis:
The letter D feels generous. The letter D is for Donate.

Internet Davis:
Everyone knows D is for Dank memes.

Greed Davis:
D is for Diamonds.

Cute Davis:
D is for Dogs.

Bob the Builder:
D is for Duct tape.

 

[badang]

-Bear (probably a polar bear)
-Bakery (love me some baked goods)
-Barbecue (a real nice one)
-Battery (one of those Elon Musk batteries, maybe 2)
-Bed (a bed that lifts up into the ceiling when you don’t need it)
-Breakfast (mmm, breakfast)
-Butcher (who wouldn’t want their own butcher?)
-Butler (to take care of things)

 

[kitsun3]

$1 Billion? Only to be spent on things that start with K? That sounds pretty krazy.*

• K is for Kindness
  • Technically, I’m not “buying” anything here, but let’s say I’m buying the world a little education, humanitarian aide, equality, and some more time to live
  • $50 million to Planned Parenthood
  • $50 million to World Wildlife Fund
  • $50 million to Egale Canada
  • $50 million to UNICEF
• K is for Knowledge
  • I’m setting aside $200,000 for my university education. Unless I want to attend an Ivy League school, that should be enough.
• K is for midlife Krisis*
  • $200 million is going into a savings account, where it will be invested responsibly.
    • This money will cover my retirement plan
    • This money will cover my insurance
    • This money will cover my completely unexpected midlife krisis,* what with my sudden urges to travel the world, buy trendy hipster merchandise, shower the homeless in McDonald’s gift cards, quit my job to become a freelance artist, etc.

Now that my parents have stopped dictating my answer, this leaves me with some leftover money to blissfully splurge on consumerism-driven impulse purchases. I’m getting:

• 2 Kittens
  • “Adopt” would be the better word here
• Kit Kats
• Kix cereal
• Kebabs
• Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
• Kool-Aid
• Kraft Foods

 

[Vendeta21]

The Vatican. Not the staff, which can continue to do as they wish. But think of all those art works!
Vanilla. I’d lay in a lifetime’s supply. You can never have too much.
Villas. I’d buy one in Europe somewhere and one in Southeast Asia.
Vipers. Pits of vipers can protect my villas. Who needs a moat when you can scare intruders off with venomous snakes?
Have I run out of money yet? If not, I’ll buy vino. By the vat. Some of you might think I should buy vodka, but I don't like drink.